Al Pal

You can lie when you name things

*guy who has repressed every feeling he's ever had* yeah I'm just really good at rolling with the punches I guess haha

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

lol, not five minutes ago I was talking with my daughter about how if you are a straight white male, you have to be willing to put up with a certain amount of abuse if you want to follow fanfiction and / or be on Tumblr

i hope you lose custody of her

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

"the terror has lead me to places I wouldn't go with a gun" and that place is the National Maritime Museum which I wouldn't visit with a gun because then I'd be banned from visiting the National Maritime Museum and then I wouldn't be able to visit the National Maritime Museum anymore which would be a shame because I love the National Maritime Museum