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YOU THINK IβM JOKING BUT IβM DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then iβm going to quit my job and become a couch
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Human brain: dont drink hot water from the shower you will regret it
Monkey + Lizard brain:
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
Iβd never, ever hurt a lady but Iβd be happy to punch a feminist. Itβd bring me great joy.
Iβm 6β2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if youβd like to have some more optionsβ¦.
Iβm 6'4" 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking forΒ variety.
iβm 5β²8 and i smoke weed
When you were going to have a treat but no one else can keep the baby happy for more than 5 minutesβ¦
tumblr mom
can i have one plz??? will anyone be my tumblr mom?
Hi sweetie. Need some snacks? A drink? A condom? Did you clean your room yet? Iβd like it done before dinner k love you
Other mom here, did you take out the trash yet? I asked you a couple times this week and Iβd really like it done. Oh how was your Spanish test? I know you were worried about it

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this is the equivalent to cats picking their kids up by their necks
How to deal with kids (without hitting them)
1. The Best Defense is a Good Offense: Be proactive with childrenβs behavior.
Donβt wait until a child is in the middle of a meltdown in the toiletries aisle of Target. Try to be aware of how different situations and stimuli might affect kids of different ages. A few tips:
Kids, especially toddler age kids, struggle with transitions. Give them a clear time table and stick to it. Give them updates as deadlines approach. βWe are leaving the library in 5 minutes.β βWe need to go see Grandma in 10 minutes.β βTarget will only take 20 minutes.β
Getting toted around by adults can be exhausting and frustrating. Give kids tasks to do. Put them in charge of something. It can be something actually helpful (you get to hold the calculator and keep track of how much money we are spending in the store) or something fun to keep their mind busy (count all the blue things in this aisle.) Talk to your kids. Help them feel involved, instead of just a tote bag.
Model self care and emotional awareness. Kids are often dealing with SUPER new emotions, and may not know how to recognize them, contextualize them, or act on them. Talk through your own emotions, or emotions you think they may be having, and show them how to deal with them. βYeah, I know, mommy is really sad that we canβt go to the park because of the rain. It makes me feel really bad inside. I think if we color with crayons for a while, Iβll feel better.β
Give kids choices. Obviously, age plays a big part here, but a reasonable, curated set of appropriate choices gives kids a growing feeling of agency and teaches making good choices. βWould you like peas or green beans?β βPenguin Shirt or Turtle Shirt?β βWater or apple juice?β This requires YOU to also speak with and listen to the kids. Always important.
Consistency is very important. Make sure your rules are clear, the reasons are clear, and the consequences are clear BEFOREHAND. Kids really canβt just infer rules out of thin air. They need to be taught the expectations, and then YOU need to keep to them.
Be aware of how the children in YOUR care react to things, and find ways to mitigate βbadβ behavior before it happens.
2. βPunishmentβ is not the goal. Discipline means teaching.
Your goal, as a parent, as a teacher, as a baby sitter, is not to punish kids. Your goal is to help teach kids how to become thoughtful, responsible, and kind people. The entire idea of kids βdeservingβ bad things because theyβve βbeen badβ is flawed. If a kid does something βbadβ, then we should aim to help them not make that bad choice again.
How?
Identify any immediate stimuli or situation causing the bad behavior and remove/alter it so the behavior stops. This might mean leaving an errand unfinished, a time out, taking away a toy, etc, in order to STOP the behavior that is happening RIGHT NOW.
Talk to the child about why their behavior was βbad.β What bad affects could it have? How does it affect others? What caused it? Kids, even very young kids, can understand complicated things if explained in terms on their level.
Come up with a plan for what to do next time the original stimuli or situation happens. If Timmy tries to take your truck again, what can we do differently? The next time we are in line at the bank, what can we do to make it more fun?
If the child is older, and the offense is more severe, you may feel the need for a tangible consequence. Remember that these should be age appropriate, reasonable, and negotiable. Give kids the ability to reduce their consequence with good behavior, and be willing to modify the consequence if they have a compelling and reasonable request. Listening to kids and being empathetic is not a weakness. It is a sign of respect.
3. Donβt forget that kids are people. Kids are also kids.
Kids will not be perfect angels. You will not be a perfect adult. Sometimes they will be cranky, angry, tired, hungry, selfish, or mean. You can be these things to. One bad day doesnβt mean you are a failure, and it doesnβt mean the kids are a failure. You have to let kids have bad days sometimes. You have to love them anyway and be willing to give it a fresh go tomorrow.
Working with kids is not easy. No one said it would be. But part of working with kids is the obligation to always be thoughtful about our interactions with them- we teach them with everything we do. So we should treat them with all the respect, kindness, thoughtfulness, and patience we want them to learn.
(Here is a clean version of this, without the discourse, slightly updated)Β
Freakin adorable
The little sigh at the beginning π
Mumblr Roll Call!
For January 2018! Like or reblog this if youβre active in the community!
-positivemoms

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Where the milfs
with their kidsΒ
Iβm so lucky to have this handsome little man in my life π
Health advice.
So far, so good ππ
So. True.Β

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