Space, the final frontier...

what if instead of pinching necks to make people fall unconscious vulcans just booped people on the nose instead 

spock walking up to people and with a completely >:| face,mumbles “boop” and boops someone on the nose and they pass out. the vulcan nose boop.

one day, spock uses the vulcan nose boop on someone and bones sees it and it is the first time he’s ever seen it and bones laughs so long and hard that he passes out too

Why do you take orders from a female?

#ACTUALLY CAPTAIN#THE WINTER SOLIDER WAS MADE IN RUSSIA AND HE TAKES OVER THE TITLE SOOOO

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

#’and this is your captain beatboxing’#’pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch’#-jim kirk probably

#[muffled sounds of intense vulcan exasperation]

# [louder and more aggressive sounds of intense southern doctorial exasperation]

Just so you know, most of these are going to be dumb cartoons.

Bless.