taking one thing for another

hey google tell me how to stop feeling a crippling and deep seated fear of abandonment

my favorite animal is me after a couple shots of tequila

I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it