If Im On Here It Means Im Procrastinating

It begins

Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about

Like as in past relationships? Yeah kinda, they should’ve waited their entire life for you

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

There are 40+ monkeys lose in South Carolina rn, as of 53 minutes ago they know where they are but haven’t managed to capture them. We don’t know exactly how many monkeys have escaped or what species they are.

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.