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It was a tight match, but the Italian national football team walked away victorious in 2020â˛s European Football Championship, which was played in 2021 because ¯\_(ă)_/ÂŻ . Black Widow was released in theaters and on Disney+ Premier Accessâwe missed you, Natasha. In other Marvel news, thereâs only one more episode of Loki left and no one has any idea whatâs going to happen. Meanwhile, Young Royals has given us a new prince on the scene. This is Tumblrâs Week in Review.
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Loki Laufeyson | Loki
Black Widow
Lokius | Loki Laufeyson & Mobius M. Mobius, Loki
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Mobius M. Mobius | Loki
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Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
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Me: 69 cents
BF2: AYE, you know what that means?
Me: *crying* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
I donât know anyone who has never doubted, why burden yourself with guilt, if itâs more normal than you think.
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No conozco a nadie que nunca haya dudado, por quĂŠ te cargas de culpa, si es mĂĄs normal de lo que imaginas.
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NPC on Voeld: Our research team went missing
Me: Okay seems like a side quest, I can do one more
The thing that killed the research team:
Me:
THATâS NOT A SIDE QUEST
My exact feelings. Oh ME:A got me good on this one.
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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was likeâŚthe end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
Iâm still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.Â
fucking look at this shit though
Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so Iâll say it for this one myself:
THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THATâS WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AINâT CGI. AND IT AINâT GUY IN A COSTUME. ITâS A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.
amazing
And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the âskinâ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then theyâd start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.
They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.
The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.
And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.
One of my favorite anecdotes Iâve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?
Motherfucker randomly started moving.
So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldnât actually, you know, eat them.
(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)
Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.
So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.
And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.
So of course, the power goes out.
And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.
Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while youâre inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.
And this guy hoped for the best and got it.
Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.
This is getting better and better.
I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI
Iâm just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.
@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?
Realism comes at a cost, it seems.
i mean ok but why has nobody posted this:
Itâs a three piece raptor suit.
Old movies had the best special effects
The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.
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Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time. Â They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers. Â Nobodyâd ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before. Â Itâd all been stop-motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just tell there was something OFF about them. Â Spielberg wanted THE BEST DINOSAURS EVER, and he figured on using the cutting edge of digital modeling and animation technology to build them for him.
So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, âWe want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.â
The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass.  They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that.  And when theyâd created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that.  One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, âWait a minute, Iâve seen movement like that before.â
He called up film of a chicken walking.  Everyone in the room said, âHoly shit.â
Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existedâwe knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection thereâbut the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre-eminent. Â Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.
That paleontologistsâd be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Padian
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Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I donât think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.
Iâd like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they donât like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.
I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isnât present.
Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.
Me:Â âFor the drink, itâs [x amount] :)â
Customer:Â âI saw a sign that I get a free drink?â
Me:Â âFor signing up for our rewards program, yes :)â
Customer: âOh⌠I donât have one of thoseâ
Me:Â âWell if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)â
Customer:Â âEh I donât want to sign upâ
Me: ââŚâ ââŚâ â:)â
Customer:Â âI hate getting all those emailsâ
Me:Â âOh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)â
Customer:Â âNo thanks, IÂ donât want an accountâ
Me: âOkay⌠well the drink will be [x amount] :)â
Customer:Â âI thought it was free?â
Me:Â â:)â
Me:Â âItâs free if you sign up for our rewards program :)â
Customer:Â âI donât want to sign upâ
Me:Â âThen the drink isnât free :)â
Customer:Â âYou canât just give me the drink?â
Me:Â âNo, I canât unfortunately :)â
Customer:Â âWhy not? Itâs only [x amount]â
Me: âIf thatâs not a lot of money to you, why donât you just pay for it? :)â
Customer:Â âThis is shit customer serviceâ
Me:Â â:)â
Customer:Â âThis is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourselfââ
Me:Â âI donât control the prices, Iâm just a cashier :)â
Customer:Â ââmaking a fucking fuss over a damn drink and itâs not even a largeââ
Me:Â âThatâs not my decision, Iâm just a cashier :)â
Customer:Â ââand you bet I wonât be coming back here againâ
Me:Â âHow unfortunate :)â
I can feel the :) deep in my soul
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Wtf most women donâr even know they are pregnant at 6 weeks. This is violence.
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Ever notice how itâs never the time to talk about gunsâeven though NOBODY is immune to a bulletâbut itâs always time to talk about abortions and new bills to stop them? They really should say they hate women and go.
Fuckin idiots smh
No, lets stop acting like the men writing these bills are idiots and not a bunch of evil men deliberately writing bills to hurt women. They know damn well that these bills are going to be challenged. Their end goal is to move the bills up the courts to have the supreme court eventually strike down Roe v Wade
types of stard
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this is oddly close to real âardâ is a real suffix in the english language just like âlyâ or âifyâ, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. âardâ means âtoo muchâ or âtoo easilyâ so âmustardâ is something that is âtoo pungentâ, just as âwizardâ is someone who is too wise, âcowardâ is someone too easily cowed, and âdrunkardâ is someone too often drunk
this implies that âbastardâ is someone who is too âbastâ and this needs experimentation and research
Are you fucking serious omg

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Writing a Scene Part I: What Does Every Scene Have?
Every Scene Has An Arc
Every scene has an arc; every scene you write should end in a different place than it started. You can think of any scene as three basic parts: its beginning, its middle, and its end (this sounds very duh, Shelby, but bare with me). This includes both the plot arc and the emotional arc of a scene.
Imagine your scene like a subway ride. The beginning of your scene is you on the platform, the established and clear place that you are coming from. The end of your scene is the destination, or place you want to go. The middle of your scene is the ride, basically whatever has to happen to get you from the platform to the destination.
If the beginning of your scene fully lays the foundation for whatâs to come (by establishing a clearly defined starting place for your character), and you have a clear picture of where you want the character to end (physically and emotionally), then the middle will often fall into place almost by itself. If you find yourself struggling to shoehorn in plot to the middle of your scene, you may want to reevaluate where youâve chosen to begin and end it.
I know this sounds nebulous and/or dumb. But while the beginning, middle, and end to a larger story can seem so obvious, itâs just as important to find the beginning, middle, and end on the small scale too. Every scene is a microcosm; it needs to take us somewhere new, no matter how minuscule the distance. If youâre having a hard time and feel like your scene is becoming muddled or repetitive, just refer back to your roadmap to get us where we need to go.Â
Every Scene Has a Point
Every scene has a point, in that every scene needs a reason for existing, both plotwise and emotionally. Of course, the degree to which each point is being made can vary â some scenes will be more about plot, some will be more about emotion â but they should always include both.
Everything that happens or is said in a scene needs to be there for a reason. Physical elements that are showcased on screen are expected to factor into the plot; everything someone does or says should reveal or reinforce something about their character.Â
Audiences are smart, and they know theyâre being told a story â so if you throw something up on screen that has absolutely no significance, it creates a kind of cognitive dissonance in your viewer that will take them out of the scene. (This can be its own kind of tool to wield, but even scenes that break the rules have an understanding of, and reason for breaking, said rules.)Â Â
If you find yourself repeating beats over and over in your scene, or feel that itâs one-note, try to go back and remember WHY you are writing the scene youâre writing, then find the quickest, cleanest way to express it.
Example of a Scene (aka Letâs Put All This Shit Together)
Letâs look at a short scene, then run it by our scene checklist. Weâre looking for a clearly defined:Â
Starting place
Ending placeÂ
Plot ArcÂ
Emotional arcÂ
Plot pointÂ
Emotional pointÂ
The start of the scene is Shelby, satisfied, working. The end of the scene is Shelby, sad and regretful, trying to fix something sheâs broken.Â
The plot arc of this scene is:
Shelbyâs writing something
Shelby knocks papers off her desk
Shelby reaches down for the papers
Shelby notices a birthday card from someone wedged behind her desk
Shelby reads the card
Shelby tears the card and throws it in the trash
Shelby fishes out the scraps and tries to tape them back together
While the emotional arc of the same scene is:
Shelby feels GOOD doing her work
Shelby feels SHOCKED finding the card
Shelby feels ANGRY reading the card
Shelby feels REGRET after throwing the card away
The plot point of the scene would be that Shelby had someone very close to her who is no longer very close to her. The emotional point is that this past relationship makes Shelby feel upset, and â when Shelby is upset â she can be impulsive in ways she later regrets. From this short, ½ page scene, we now know more about both the relationship between Shelby and this character, as well as more about who Shelby is as a person.
A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions.Â
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