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Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

Its back

Happy twelve bricks Tuesday everyone

They should get a baby to eat. As a treat.

What is their crime? Trying to eat a baby? A succulent human baby?

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

has anyone found out what's beyond bed and bath?

Bodyworks.

body works? i sure hope so

I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

Surely the tall, battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight I have sworn in as my maiden daughter’s personal guard would not dare to look upon her fairness and her his roguish ways and dare to defy the marriage arrangement I have put in place for her.

Alas! My maiden daughter!

#there's ur issue#you only thought abt how the knight would look upon her#what if she decides to deflower the knight?

if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

he invaded iraq???

oh

@eyenaku @cero-sleep