State of Reverie

everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

He wouldn't say this

Respectfully, why the fuck not

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

I believe in the golden potato 🥔. Hope it will bring my motivation back to be fit.

i’m needing this potato gold

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

The only thing that could make this better is if this person commented like 7 years later “I’m trans now” like that might change my life