a list of fanfics that really need to be written
honeydew’s new job at subway
nilesy can’t tie his shoes and needs help
martyn and toby smoke weed and martyn is unaffected while toby starts crying after 4 minutes
NANOSOUNDS AND LALNA GO TO WALMART
lalna wakes up at 3 am to read rage comics on reddit
sips finds a dog and names it sir shit-o-tron
panda has been stealing everyone’s mail
trottimus also wets the bed
rythian stubs his toe and tries really hard not to cry but he is in so much pain
strippin goes to the bar and meets drunk zylus and they arm wrestle and now strippin is taking zylus’ drunk ass to the hospital
zylus is so drunk that he is not aware of his broken arm
zoey finds a lot of cats and attempts to recreate godzilla with them
brute and fyre bake a cake, end up building a cake castle :’(
this isnt a fanfic idea but imagine a montage of clips of pyrionflax crying in slow motion in black and white while ‘in the arms of the angels’ plays. idk why he is cryign
xephos goes to burger king and is one dollar short but he really wants a whopper
davechaos is the cashier at burger king who just wants to go home
strife spills hot mac n cheese all over himself and parvis helps clean him off and then eats the mac n cheese that was on him. strife yells
its christmas and the railbros want to build a railroad to the north pole so strippin can punch santa in the face
turps forgets his pants and nobody has a problem with it
lomadia elects herself as president of minecraftia and nano as her vice president. honey writes her a letter with poor grammar telling her to “eff off”
origamiaround
areudirty
gummygunk
stormborns
dededos
