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Angelica:Â I canât believe my birth certificate says F. How did I fail being born?Â

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Dil: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. Sure, if France was REAL, I'd say I liked it. But who's to say?
Kimi: I think France isn't real.
Tommy: Kimi, you used to live in France.
Kimi: And???
Chuckie: Why doesnât Nicole want me? Am I repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me, youâd tell me, right?
Kimi: Iâm your sister. I would call you repulsive in a second.
Miss O'Keats: Harold, Angelica, you win. Oh, here's your gift card. *hands the card to Angelica*
Angelica, after studying it: But this is for a romantic dinner for two!
Harold: Yes!!
Angelica: Forget it. You can eat it by yourself. *shoves the card in Harold's hands and walks off*
Harold: ...
Harold: YES!!
Harold, holding out a cookie for Angelica: Look! This one's a heart, thatâs how I feel about you!
Angelica: *ugly crying*
Harold, holding out another cookie for Susie: This one's like Michigan, thatâs how I feel about you!
Susie: What does that mean?!

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Chuckie: Well, Iâm not what youâd call a party animal, so count me out of this.
Kimi: Heâs right! Have either of you ever seen Chuckie try to dance? Itâs frightening!
Angelica:Â We need to open this locked door. Susie, give me your credit card. Susie:Â Here. Angelica, pocketing it:Â Thanks. Harold, break down the door.
Tommy: What do you do when life throws curveballs at you? Chuckie: Have a nice cry.
Susie:Â You bought a crepe?
Angelica:Â Yes?
Susie: From the truck that ran over Harold?
Angelica:Â Well, me starving isnât going to help him.
Angelica:Â Your man doesnât have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Susie:Â Your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
Chuckie:Â Whoâs fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Kimi: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions?
Lil: Your man doesnât even know what it means to caramelize onions.

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Tommy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Dil:Â My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Dil: Telling someone âyouâre shitâ and âyou ainât shitâ are both insults.
Susie: But âyou arenât shitâ can also be a reassurance.
Harold: And âyouâre the shitâ can be a compliment.
Angelica: Itâs 3 am. Can we all go to sleep now, shitheads?
Susie: Where have you been?
Harold: Asleep.
Susie: For two days?!
Harold: ... Yeah.
Phil:Â In this essay I wonât.
Phil:Â Fuck you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Susie: So are you in an 'I just need to rest' kind of bad mood, or are you in an 'I'm about to smash stuff with a bat' kind of mood?
Angelica, lying on a couch, a bat clutched to her chest: I haven't decided yet.
Dil: I wonder who invented the meatball.
Tommy: What do you mean "invented"?
Dil: Well, some dude back in the fifteenth century must have said, âyes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball formâ