Steadfast & Strong

“should drink more water” i remind myself, halfway through my fifth coffee

WHAT A PERFECT BABY

To be fair I’ve done this too

he did nothing wrong 

one time me and my friend were going through my dads drawers and we found some condoms and lubricant, so we decided it was a good idea to fill up the condoms with the lubricant and put them in the microwave and when it beeped we poked the condoms with a pin and burning hot lubricant sprayed on us and it felt like satan had ejaculated on our faces

what were you planning to achieve

u may think im a horrible person but deep deep in down im even worse

me??? upset???? yes constantly

She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.

i sleep a lot because i have Depression

Omg. I love this post so much

STAY TIL THE ENDING OMG

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bill gates, a real life hero

“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”

i dont mean to be dramatic but talking to someone every day for a while is really nice until that day comes when you like dont talk to them for like 24 hours and u really just feel like youre dying