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guys can I say something. I think Ilya was domming from before shane. like he was a teenage boy so he wasn't like. Domming with a capital d. but he was certainly domming.
and then by the time a probably finished his first year or two in america, I think he was domming with a capital D
yes yes yes!! i think hes always ordered ppl around during sex, to me it comes across like this is What he Does!!!! his Moves! Thats his first instinct w shane and i dont get why ppl act like thats a normal âthrow things at the wallâ response lollll. Like he IS throwing shit at the wall but all of what he throws is Dominant. Commanding . Ordering . none of what he throws at the wall is letting shane take any control for himself. thats how he approaches trying to fuck someone and it seems like, before him, no one has taken it w the seriousness that shane has! and that is a part of why ilya finds him so perfecttttt
i do think there was some sort of dynamic going on between him and sasha before hand but i see that as more of an informal brat/brat tamer situation. i think shane is maybe the first time he's been with someone who's been as eagerly submissive as he is, which ilya clearly liked a lot.
him pulling that move at the gym with the water bottle was not an accident. it was an experiment but not in the 'i'm playing around with what I like' kind of way, but more of a 'I'm playing to see what hes gonna do' way and the answer was submit, so ilya kept pushing and shane kept giving.
"Like he IS throwing shit at the wall but all of what he throws is Dominant. Commanding . Ordering" no exactly. he's throwing shit at the wall not to be like 'is this a thing I'm gonna like?' but more like a 'how is he gonna respond to this?' and again, shane, bc he is made for ilya and his domminess, keeps responding beautifully.
#myilya wanted to dom shane ever since he wanted to fuck shane, and approached the situation with that exact attitude
listen to me, if ilya died prematurely, shane would do the most wicked, darkest magic to bring him back and not even bat an eye about it
Oh, agreed. The other way round? I think Ilya would go the Orpheus way, run right down to the kingdom of the dead and try to bring his boy back. But Shane - absolutely darkest, nastiest spells.
oh my god you're so right and it's so buzzy!!!!
shane who is so desperate to get ilya back that he'd look the other way for whatever horrible thing needs to happen or he needs to do to return ilya to him
vs
ilya who has to rely on himself to make it happen and having to trust that shane is following him and struggling with it because the ever tiny present voice in his head is questioning whether shane truly love him enough to return
my preferred reading of the start of holanov's relationship is not the popular one and i know that but like. in #myworld, in #theworldimlivingin...
i do actually think ilya Wanted Shane from the start but like. in a conquering way, i think. like in the mean way. shane was making him laugh but in a not-so-nice way. i think.
in #myworld i think ilya wanted to like. Have Had Him. he wanted to have one over him. i think. #myhollanov
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shane was like oh im gonna be a Good, Respectable Captain and im gonna go introduce myself to him. and im also gonna tell him that he really shouldn't be breaking The Rules, and like. the handshake i think is also a bit meaningful bc like thats just Fake Sportsmanship hockey players do after big important games where they've spent 60 minutes playing each other hard/playoff series once they've spent 4-7 games trying to injure each other for real lmao. so maybe i am reading into the handshake but like, the handshake too is layered #tomeâŚâŚâŚwhat teenage boy shakes hands like that? other than one who knows image is everything. but also ilya read the gay on him too, i knowwww that and gym (their first sex scene for those who have eyes to see) confirmed that f*ggotryâŚâŚâŚ.)
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ep 1 of heated rivalry when the announcers narrate that canada struggled to find their identity (shane not knowing he's gay) and they couldn't get past russia's defense (ilya's walls) but "ilya rozanov kept getting past theirs"
my favorite ao3 writers be like this
something that can be so personal
HEATEDÂ RIVALRYÂ WEEKÂ 2026 (@heatedrivalryweek)Â Day 6 â Favorite Scene: shane hollander having the absolute worst time of his life coming out to his parents and trying to explain his romance with the bisexual depressed russian terminator comedian ilya rozanov, meanwhile said bisexual depressed russian terminator comedian is having the time of his life obsessing over the whole concept of the word 'lovers' and trying his hardest not to tell the hollanders heâs been fucking their son for years đ.
So I had some truly incomprehensible conversations recently with people who firmly believe that Heated Rivalry is Russian propaganda -- because the (Canadian) show depicts a queer Russian man as sympathetic? I guess?? -- and while that was obviously a bugfuck weird opinion to have, it did inspire me to think more about the timeline of the show (as pulled from the timeline I put together) vs. the timeline of modern Russian legislation targeting the queer population. (I didn't realize these were Christmas colors until halfway thru making this; I didn't do that on purpose.)
Strap in, kids.
1922/1926 - the Bolshevik Revolution decriminalizes homosexuality.
1933 - Joseph Stalin recriminalizes homosexuality, coinciding with a rise in imperialistic leanings. The Holodomor famine is inflicted on Ukraine by the USSR, and over the next forty years or so, the Soviet Union annexes, invades, and/or occupies most of Eastern and Central Europe, as well as establishing satellite states in places like Finland, Afghanistan, Mongolia, Yugoslavia, and China.
1993 - After the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991, a new criminal code is adopted in the Russian federation; homosexuality decriminalized and gay prisoners released.
1999 - homosexuality is declassified as a mental illness in Russian Federation.
2000 - Putin comes to power as president of the Russian Federation and brings in sweeping attitudes of "traditional values" and Russian imperialism.
2006 - first attempted Pride Parade in Moscow results in violent clashes. First region in Russian Federation passes ban on "homosexual propaganda."
December 2008 - First Prospect Cup. Shane and Ilya meet. Russia/Ilya wins.
June 2009 - NHL draft in Los Angeles. Ilya drafted first, Shane drafted second. They have that intense stareoff in the hotel gym.
Dec 2009 - 2nd Prospect Cup held in Ottawa. Shane/Canada wins.
March 2010 - Russia fined by European Court of Human Rights because many Russian cities refuse to allow Pride parades.
June 2010 - Shane and Ilya shoot a commercial together (that Ilya set up) in Toronto. Shower scene, then first sex in Shaneâs hotel room.
Jan or Feb 2011 - All-Star game in Nashville. *Scott Hunter sees all* Second sex in Ilyaâs hotel room, they makes a plan for fucking at Shaneâs apartment in 2 weeks after a game in Montreal.
Feb 2011 - game in Montreal canceled because of inclement weather.
May 2011 - NHL awards in Las Vegas, *Scott Hunter sees all* Shane wins Rookie of the Year award. Shane and Ilya kiss on rooftop, Ilya goes back to Russia for summer.
2011-2012 - more regions in the Russian Federation pass legislation prohibited open discussion of homosexuality and public events such as Pride.
2012 - "Advocacy group Immigration Equality said that in the last two years, it won more gay and lesbian asylum cases for Russians [...] than from any other country besides Jamaica."
Summer 2011-Fall 2013 - Shane and Ilya text back and forth and play against each other but do not hook up.
June 2013 - Russian Federation passes a federal law banning: "Propaganda of non-traditional sexual relations among minors, manifested in the distribution of information aimed at forming non-traditional sexual orientations, the attraction of non-traditional sexual relations, distorted conceptions of the social equality of traditional and non-traditional sexual relations among minors, or imposing information on non-traditional sexual relations which evoke interest in these kinds of relations."
Oct 2013 - game in Montreal. Sexting before the game. Shane/Montreal wins. Ilya goes to Shaneâs apartment, first actual fucking.
Dec 2013 - federal law passed allowing media regulator to block websites calling for public protest in wake of anti-gay law.
Feb 2014 - Sochi Olympics. Russia/Ilya gets knocked out early. Ilya isnât responding to Shaneâs texts, rebuffs him when Shane tries to see how heâs doing. Shane/Canada win.
Mar 2014 - Russian Federation illegally annexes Crimea, a part of Ukraine. Nationalism grips the country: hate crimes against LGBT+ individuals and other minorities skyrocket.
Apr 2014 - Montreal/Shane get knocked out of the playoffs early, Boston/Ilya win Stanley Cup.
May 2014 - NHL awards in Las Vegas, Ilya wins MVP of the year. Bathroom scene, then Shane goes to Ilyaâs room for "no kiss" sex.
Summer 2014-Summer 2016 - montage, Shane and Ilya hooking up and playing hockey.
May 2015 - Federal law prohibits "undesirable organizations" from operating within Russia. The list includes many LGBT rights organizations.
October 2016 - tuna melts, Shane and Ilya miscommunicate and crash out. Shane starts dating Rose, they see each other at the club, and Shane breaks up with Rose, all before the end of the year. Shane had a busy autumn.
Feb 2017-present - anti-gay purges carried out in Chechnya. Gay men and women are kidnapped, tortured, imprisoned, and killed.
Feb 2017 -
I'm not saying that Ilya doesn't have other reasons for reacting this way, especially his self-loathing and fear of intimacy, but there are people like them being purged in his country while they are having this conversation. This context matters! His behavior is a reflection of the horrific shit that is unfolding in Russia!
We see this also in his behavior towards Sasha, his former lover, back in 2014. Sasha comments that Ilya used to be more adventurous; a casual viewer might read this strictly as Ilya being less interested in sex with anyone who isn't Shane, but recall that in scenes after this we see him hooking up with women casually. He specifically turns down sex with a man.
The last time Ilya and Sasha hooked up, apparently prior to 2010, Russia was a very different country. In 2014, when Sasha appears, the anti-"homosexual propaganda" law had just been passed six months ago. I believe that it's important to consider this context when viewing Ilya's character and his decisions, both with Shane and with Sasha.
Anyway, I've spent too long on this. Support queer Russians trying to change their country and support queer Russians trying to escape their country. Fuck anyone who supports Putin and his authoritarian, homophobic regime.
I also want to bring it to people's attention that watching Heated Rivalry is kinda of a way of quiet resistance for queer russians.
A Canadian television series about a romance between two rival professional hockey players has become a surprise hit with Russian viewers de
Heated Rivalry is reportedly so popular, many Russians have said they have broken piracy and 'gay propaganda' laws to watch it.

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Shane and Ilya´s babies are runners, they love to escape from their parents and are really energetic playful kids.
Kids: *run*
Ilya: *is always watching them, making sure they don´t get lost or hurt* The Shanelings are getting too far moya lyubov'...
Shane: *rolls his eyes and does the loon noise he makes at the cottage, when their kids hear this sound they know that they need to get back to their dads ASAP and run over them happily, Shane´s bird language is the only thing that works on them getting back.*
When Shane isnât home Ilya sends Anya after them to round them up like sheep
My low stakes headcanon is that Shane was born and immediately started crying and fussing and was and extremely fussy loud ass baby who teared up and cried over everything thing to the point that Yuna and David always say he spent the first solid month of his life doing nothing but crying like he needed something they couldnât figure out no matter how hard they tried. And I think Ilya was born a quiet and shy baby with his eyes wide open and searching the room trying to take everything inâ Irina always said it was like he was looking for something.
an idea: shane and ilya making some kind of bet on who can withstand being tickled longer
I'm not much into tickling tbh but Shane tickling Ilya until pins him down and says enough and he's trying be all dommy but he's still giggling and then he collapses onto Shane and regains his composure enough to say "this will not happen again"
Sometimes I forget I've only known about Shane for 6 months.

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Obsessed with Ilya struggling to straddle Shane for a second bc Shane's first instinct after being pushed onto a bed is to spread his legs
the way shane leans his head on ilyaâs while he rides him because heâs tired and just he wants his man to fuck him hard and fast and ilya immediately clocking that and gripping his waist and flipping him over. all while still. inside. him. crazy work
OR. shane leaning his head on ilyaâs while riding him because it feels so fucking good he physically cannot hold his head up and longer and it makes ilya so feral that he canât help but grip shaneâs waist and flip him over and drive harder into him. all while still. inside. him.