My 'H' Has just fallen off

Lister:

• Tattoos - of various kinds

• Those snack tubs of spicy wasabi peas

• Dead Poets Society - he'd watch it with Rimmer and 100% cry at the end, meanwhile Rimmer's sitting there and relating slightly too hard to Neil's family situation

• Those little clip-on mics that people use when filming videos - idk why, I think he'd like them for some reason

• Dodgy amazon fire sticks

• Sky sports but the Zero-Gee equivalent

Rimmer:

• Reddit - the guy loves arguing so this makes sense to me

• Digital Theatre - I can see him watching the modern versions of Shakespeare plays and complaining about how they've been ruined, + annoying Lister in the process

• Fitbit watches or similar

• Microsoft excel

• Needle felting - I reckon he'd find it weirdly therapeutic

• Herbal teas

Kryten:

• Great British Bake Off, Strictly, Taskmaster...The Traitors

• Also Love Island but he wouldn't understand it in the slightest

• Those strip coloured LEDs that people put around their rooms back in 2020 - idk why

• All the British soaps, especially Hollyoaks

• A random assortment of words and phrases that became popular on tiktok and went away quickly - but he'd be using them all forever after

• Crocs

• Dyson hoover

Cat:

• Deliveroo and/or Just Eat for fish-based meals - even though there's literally no need for it on the Dwarf

• Electric hot water bottles

• Vinted - but not for actually buying or selling anything on, just for scrolling the fyp equivalent and complaining about the fashion taste of others

Season 2 Kryten:

Has been serving tea to skeletons for presumably millions of years.

He's either in the universes strongest denial or geninuely unaware that said skeletons are dead.

Only things he looks forward to is the soap opera Androids and sleep.

He dreams of having a garden.

Paints Rimmer on the loo and throws soup all over his bed.

"I'm um...I think I'm rebelling, Sir"