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<3 Proper way to help these lil buddies on their way <3

If you’re in the habit of helping small creatures, as I am, here’s how for snail. Prob also applicable for aquatic snails.

An average russian with internet access will be more tech savvy than an average westerner. Pro-government russians happily continue using social networks banned by the very same government, and piracy rate in russia has been one of the highest in the world since long before the full-scale invasion. Russians can easily access all the souces they want, it's just they don't want the ones that don't align with their views. That is, russian supremacy and mass killings of those who disagree.

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

my dad turned on a. random movie and he said “you’ll like it” bc there were sharks in the trailer (?) and the whole thing is in french and like sharks are killing people in paris and there were lesbians but then one of them got eaten by sharks???? idfk what’s going on

they’re using like a dj tray looking thing to summon the lesbian shark colony (the sharks are all female and reproduce asexually) i can’t take them seriously bc they’re speaking french

TJERES A FUCKING. WHAT IS GOING ONNN 😭😭😭

the MILITARY came and shot into the water at the sharks which set off ARTILLERY SHELLS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER?? PARIS IS EXPLODING???

THE LESBIAN SHARKS WON. THE END OF THE MOVIE IS PARIS FLOODED INHABITED ENTIRELY BY DHARKS. I CANT.

What’s the name of the movie by chance?

UMMM it was like paris underwater i think?????

Thank you. I’m gonna check it out. I neee to practice my French (that I will never use becusse I can’t do it)

it was surprisingly good for my french 😭😭 i might have to watch more weird french movies

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off