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Ya boi just had his first Pap smear. Sounds like I passed with flying colors 🤙🏽

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Rant about dogs, if overly sensitive/aggressive about loving dogs please move on:
I think it’s odd how much people like dogs. But I also am painfully aware that there is so much history of people with dogs (especially in America) so I just assume it’s somehow baked into people’s DNA to veiw dogs as companion animals and thusly see those who don’t like dogs as other or possible threats. Of course so much of history involves dogs being breed for different purposes and bred to like people so people always seem to veiw dogs in a positive light.
I’m not allergic to dogs I don’t remember ever being hurt by dogs and my family has almost always had a dog but I just don’t really like them.
I don’t glare at dogs in public and I definitely don’t kick dogs or other animals. I just find dogs so… attention seeking and I really dislike that. Like if it was only dogs you owned or dogs without an owner I would understand that but when you are in public and some random dog on a leash sniffs you it’s just… so annoying being of how many germs they probably have.
And it bothers me because I don’t understand the dog hype. Like it is some type of empathy/sympathy think that I’m just struggling with being on the spectrum or do I just not see the use of owning a dog? Like they are just unpredictable obstacles to living a normal life.
But of course I know it’s rude to talk about these type of things IRL, last thing I need is some over emotional dog lover beating me up for voicing my opinion and confusion around dogs.
Dogs are much like children in that way. I see little to no pros about having them and any momentary joy you might get is so minimal compared to the sheer amount of effort and time they take.
Like I need to care for me. I can’t be caring for another living thing that can’t care for itself and I don’t want to deal with all the legal issues about not properly caring for them in accordance to others opinions. If so much of my day is for work, eating, cleaning, and sleeping then I want the rest of the time for me and not caring for another thing.
Guy I was big backing (1/8 slice of peach pie, 1/8 slice of apple pie, a slice of strawberry cake, and a brownie piece) then my flatemate comes out their room sees me and gifts me the small business made cookies (in sealed wrappers) they have had out on the table for the last two days.
Like she really saw me and went ‘let me give this big back more sweets’ like yes I’ll take them but I swear I calorie count and this is within my budget. But I’ll definitely eat the cookies later but the thought still stands.
Flatmate rant:
You know, worst thing about being the gay flatmate is that my female flatmates just like… wear anything. And of course I don’t want to tell them to cover up they are technically at home and should be comfortable. But like, I’m just trying to have my little sherbet dessert not see someone in little more than a pantie set. And then sometimes they wear those bootie shorts where you see like the full curve of the lower butt and it’s just like… I don’t know it’s just uncomfortable but last thing I want is them thinking I’m objectifying or sexualizing them. I am probably just over thinking it as I can just spend more time in my room rather then the living room but I just wish there was an easy way to make a rule about this without making it so blatantly obvious I want them to wear clothes that covers their butts and at least crop tops rather then just a bra.
I finally finished my custom!!!
It has taken me forever to make my DP Tucker based on @spookberry ‘s Tapas work called Half Normie AU. The cargo pants pockets work so Tucker can hold his tablet (repaint from G3 Spectra), a repainted phone from G3 Clawd and the Scare-yaki meat bag from G3 Clawd. The base of course is G3 Clawd and I hand sewn the clothes from old shirts and the beanie/beret is from a baby sock.
Started making this when Clawd was selling in stores and now I can’t find him anywhere so that’s a little lame as I only bought one at the time to make this custom, but I managed to get two G3 Heaths so one will eventually become Danny (I need to figure out how I’ll make him purpleish first).
I was originally trying to get a Wednesday or Enid to become Sam but I’ll probably get one of the Moonspell dolls (Willow or Carina) when they come out to turn into Sam. Depends on their height compared to the boys but I think I’m leaning towards Carina for the height difference but if Willow has good shoes I’m getting her. I can clay sculpt a little but not enough to make cool enough shoes for Sam.
Also @spookberry please, please make character sheets for your characters. They are so cool and I love that they change clothes but it makes it hard to figure out what style clothes I need to start patterning for Danny. But I love your style, they are all so cute and I love how you mix the generations. If I had the time I would love to make so many dolls after your style 🫶🏽.
(also I’m bad at keeping up-to-date so if you’ve already made character sheets, sorry I missed them)

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Getting blood drawn sucks, but it’s even worse when it’s in the hand that you use for most things. Like, am I right handed yes, do I use my left hand for eating and drinking yes, and now I’m eating with my right hand and it’s just so odd. I don’t like it. Holding a fork shouldn’t feel this out of body.
Why are people embarrassed by baby photos/videos? Its like seeing a photo or video of any random kid, hell I don’t know what I did as a baby so any baby photo vaguely my skin tone and hair type you could tell me was me and I’d believe you.
Guess there might also be the uncanny valley of seeing this thing that vaguely looks like you but is just off. I would have never thought it was me but when someone says it is it’s like my brain activates more to let me fully investigate the photo to see the shapes and whatever of the person in the photo to try and see pieces of me in this form people claim is me.
I don’t know it’s just odd and makes me feel more disconnected, like I literally don’t recognize myself in photos more than five years ago. It’s just a vaguely me shaped person that’s just… off. It’s just not me but I have to live everyday knowing people think of me like that? Like my mom talks about what I was like as a baby so it’s hard for her to see me as me now and I have a hard time seeing myself as anything other then me right now because I don’t see myself as this other kid.
"The Intern"
An AU DPxDC concept where a cult summons attempts to summon the Ghost King; Pariah Dark. Only to be met with Danny in his human form.
Now, revealing that the new Ghost King is a halfa to a bunch of weirdos in robes is a bad idea. So when they inevitably ask who the hell he is, he comes up with a lie.
"Oh, I'm his intern. I think? Maybe secretary is a better word? You know what, it doesn't matter." His lie is unsure at first, but then he puts on his best customer service voice and tries again.
"Hello, I'm Danny and I'll be the one taking your call. Now before we start, can you give me your name and reason for summoning?"
I imagine that Danny is like ~18 in this, and is actually working some minimum-wage customer service job.
In addition, any magically sensitive heroes can tell he's somewhat undead, and somehow connected to the High King of the Infinite Realms.
The summoning happened right after his shift, and he's still in uniform.
The logical assumption, then, for the heroes, is that this poor kid died, bargained for his life back, and now is working multiple jobs to pay not only for normal stuff, but also paying back his debt for coming back.
Just imagining them all going "aw man the job market really sucks huh, imagine making all that effort to come back to life just to work multiple minimum wage jobs".
Mom was showing me her new jeans she was so excited about and she said I would like them. I ask if they have pockets (cargo pockets) because I love carrying things with me. She says no and proceeds to show me the pockets by putting her hand in… her hand goes into about knuckle length before stopping. So I’m just sitting and watching, thinking the pockets are just stitched down on the inside but no. That’s the pocket my mom was excited about, she said it’s bigger than her past jean pockets. Now I haven’t worn jeans since around 4th grade but every pair of pants or shorts I can remember wearing have pockets that fit till at very least wrist length if not more.
My apologies to all the women, and people who wear feminine cut pants, out there who can’t fit anything in their pockets because your pockets are criminally small.
As a big peanut butter fan sometimes I fantasize about meeting someone who’s allergic to nuts and loving them enough to quit peanuts/nuts/peanut butter to be with them.
Then other times I’m not sure if I should be willing to give up something I love so much to be with someone else.
It’s easy to respect allergies when in open spaces but I just feel like if I ever met someone who could make me give up peanut butter well… well I’d say that would fit to be one amazing person.

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Beds sure are interesting, my legs are all tv static like that my blanket feels so painful soft. Like hundreds of thousands of bees vibrating in my legs and the blanket is the soft cotton uniform of my bee keeper keeping me safe from the scary outside word.
I assume lots of other people have already talked about this since I’ve seen the theories going around. But and Danny Phantom one Vlad made the staple clone of Danny and we got Danni. Lots of people use this as proof that Danny is trans and I (ftm) was sitting and thinking about that and it’s sort of painful to think of. Seeing a younger version of me who (from what we can see in the show) doesn’t seem uncomfortable with her gender (outside of wearing more traditionally, masculine clothes) would be just odd. Would Dani grow as her own person and stay a woman would would something have happened that would “make” her trans. But on the other hand if she didn’t turn out trans how would that have affected Danny? Can’t be just me but I don’t even know how I would react to a younger variant of me confronting/okay with the body they were born into. I mean if they didn’t turn out trans then why did I? It’s definitely something odd to think about and I’ll probably go looking for fanfic about it later after I finish digesting my own thoughts on the matter.
My brother works at a zoo and sometimes I get stressed out when he talks about animals being moved to different locations for genes and breeding. Like I am so scared about what if the rhino is gay? What if the animals don’t want to breed or be bred. Like what if one animal is in clear distress, will they try to stop it or just let the other one bred them? Can zookeepers see/learn that one animal is gay then do some sort of science fertility thing to still collect and move the sperm. I don’t know I just hate to think about animals being forced to be pregnant and give birth.
I’m sure my worries is more just my personal discomfort with pregnancy and lack of understanding about the whole, animal brains/thought processes when it comes to repopulating.
Love that in English when you are saying right and wrong they both start with that r sound but only one is spelt with the r as the first letter.
Y’all ever just be talking to your god(s) and just be so out of breath? Like love them to bits but their sheer presence weights down on my lungs/stomach/core area so much I have to pause for breath whenever I’m speaking to them.
IDK might just be a me thing, happened when I was only worshiping 1 god/lord and now I got three and that pressure is still there when they need me for something or when I’m talking to them.

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Had a dream that Clark Gregg (Phil Coulson) was my secondary school principal. Was super convinced that was just a normal and a cool coincidence until I woke up and remembered that that happened in the ultimate spider man tv show and not real life. Still cool since it looked just like him.
Also unrelated but in the dream there was a lot of service dogs that people didn’t like for some reason and would taunt the dogs into attacking them so they could sue the owner.
Was trying to remember if I’ve ever had a Coca Cola before and then remembered I was working the kiosk for my store and I was chatting with someone fairly androgynous for a bit. They left then circled back later to give me an open Coca Cola in a glass bottles.
And I drank it.
I didn’t know this person, that was the first and only time I’ve ever seen them. I don’t even know where in the mall sells Coca Cola in a bottle.
And that’s the store of my first and so fair only Coca Cola. I hope mystery Coca Cola person is doing okay and know I think about them from time to time.