OldEnough2knowBetter

Reblog if you are parTying and watching porn

Reblog if you’re from Texas!

Houston

Southeast Houston tweaker here

Reblog if you are parTying and watching porn

Of course it’s Thursday!

Reblog if youve ever masterbated in a car while driving or not

Yes while driving, while parked, and as a passenger

Ditto.

Yep

Yes I have …

yesssss!!!

I have stroked myself in my car while driving and while parked in my car at the woods

Oh yes while driving while parked while just sitting in my driveway i like to just get in my truck and stroke myself just because

From NY to AZ

Both

I carry a bullet in my purse…

Guilty of both

Yep… Both

Hell yeah 👍

Yes driving and parked up

Yes while dressed in lingerie

Yes I’ve done both many times

Guilty

Every day after work while driving home 

Its the reason I could never, ever, ever, drive a standard. My hand is always on my favorite shifter!!!

I knew I could find it with my eyes closed—I just knew it! All those night playing with it under the blanket are paying off.

i mean, yeah, sex is great but i want something deeper and longer lasting. i want a love story and all of that clingy stuff

Interpretation: Give me a 9” dildo and a dirty book anyday!

Sometimes as a woman it’s important for you to wake up late and be alone in the house on a cloudy cold day with your feelings.

Interpretation: I think I’m going to stay home with my vibrator and iPad all day masturbating to tumblr and porn!

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This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

I usually have some smart ass remarks with my reblogs—not being mean—just keeping it light. But with this reblog all I can say is AMEN sisters! That’s the real deal right there!

Hey reblog this if ur from or if u live in Houston TX yo

Galleria Area

Midtown

Katy

Westchase

Yes I am!

Or in the last 3 hours? GUILTY!

That’s what I call some ball scratchers right there!