Justpoopythings

that little girl kicked her ass!

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

I like really small and tight cars makes me feel intimate with every passenger it’s very sexy to be in one with all the bros

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She’s got her priorities straight

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

N U N   R A V E

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

I want this kid to be my bff

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread. 

how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me)

Imma slip in fall in that bih cuz I KNOW they got money…