Invertebrate Girl

y'all need to watch this this pride month

Oh what all languages are you learning? I’m from the Netherlands and I find it hard to imagine someone needing or wanting to learn Dutch lmao. Was there something about the language that caught your eye? :3

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

but also OUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIEEEEE

cut myself on the same finger while trying to cut a bagel…. idk how to romanticize this one guys

you have to fuck the bagel now

i have to fuck the bagel.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

Inshallah

Inshallah

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!