They call me L.L. Seed 'cause I love me a lil' seed.
.....I'm disgusting, yes, hi, how are you?
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Pro Tip: if you're starting your sentence with "I'm not a [insert bigot type here], but..." then you're probably a bigot. Maybe rethink what you're about to say and then re-evaluate your whole fucking self, k?
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β¬οΈ FC5 fic roughdraft/snippet below the read more β¬οΈ
Sat in my car in the rain, in a rural Dollar General parking lot, waiting for YouTube videos to download on my phone because there's no internet at the house and I have to drive a ways to get usable phone signal.
The Dollar General is right next to a weird, newly built church, that's got signs all over the place demanding everyone repent before its too late. They've even got white pickup-trucks they drive around with shit like that in big letters printed on them. Gives me weird vibes, ain't gonna lie, but it did make me start thinkin' about FC5 and inevitably Jacob Seed.
And I somehow ended up with a stupid one shot idea I started typing up in my notes app (completely unrelated to the weird-vibes church I'm currently parked right next to, btw, thats a different idea for a different time!)
May or may not finish it, I dunno.
Also no, I do NOT ship these two characters, its just a terrible idea I had.
But I guess this is kind of ripping the bandaid off of never sharing anything I write publicly π
Minors, do not scroll past the Dollar General sign, please and thank you. 18+ only.
Tammy didn't fully understand how she'd ended up in this position. Well, figuratively. She knew how she'd ended up in this physical position... lying naked against her pillows, one of her thick legs spread wide while the other was shoved up against her chest, strong fingers digging into the plush meat of her thighs. The position constricted her diaphragm more than she'd care to admit, compromising her ability to draw in full breaths, but that slight deprivation of oxygen just made the feeling of the broad tongue working between her folds that much more intense.
A sharp gasp escapes her as the lips housing that tongue close over her clit, giving a rough suck before the tongue starts to flick back and forth across the sensitive nub. Tammy reaches down, her fingers desperately twisting into that stupid mop of copper-red hair on top of the head between her legs. Devious blue eyes burn up at her, eyes that hadn't looked away from her face since this all started. "I dare you," those eyes convey through their heated gaze, and her fingers twist tighter into the copper strands. "I dare you to pull me away. Make me stop. I dare you."
But she won't. It didn't matter how wrong it was for her to let Jacob fucking Seed into her bed. It felt too good, and it had been too long since she'd had anything like this. She couldn't make him stop even if she wanted to. And, God help her, she didn't want to.
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To be continued...? Idk, lol. Who the fuck wants to read about Jakey-Boy banging Tammy?
been stuck at home with a migraine all day (its finally easing up) but I had a dream about Jacob Seed last night and he spent 75% of his "screen time" just doing disturbingly good Damon Wayans "Major Payne" impressions and I've been thinking about it off and on all day through the pain of the migraine and it hurts when I laugh.
my new headcanon is that "Major Payne" is Jacob's favorite movie and no one can take this from me. I will happily live with the false memories this migraine induced dream has given me for the rest of my life.
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This generation of Resident Evil games were legitimately so freaking beautiful and moody. The modern games just don't hit the same for me, I don't know why.
sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.
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You think you're doing great shit until some floating goat head comes along and says
"LOL bitch, be humbled."
Seriously, the goat was such a freaking struggle and my hand is aching. And tbh, I probably should've kept working on it for a bit longer to polish it up, but I was sick of it, lol.
On the plus side, the etching-style one was actually really fun to do, despite being all linework. And it gave me some design inspiration, too.
It's been a while since I've felt genuine excitement for a new video game....
but its a freaking EDEN'S GATE CULT SIMULATOR
(edit: the game is called Join Us)
the reveal trailer apparently came out 8 months ago, which I completely missed and have only just seen:
the second trailer from a few months ago:
and they've posted one of the soundtrack tracks (???) and that's freakin' awesome, too:
They're also doing really well with answering questions in the Steam forums. For example, they've confirmed the map is completely intentional and handcrafted, not procedurally generated!
Anyways, I have no thoughts, only hype.
I am a great candidate if this game wants it's own cult.
edit2: fuck it, here's the Steam link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3401960/JOIN_US/
A part of me is kind of sad because I'd made this account with the intention of finally sharing a couple FC5 fics I'd been working really hard on, as well as intermittent fanart. But I haven't been able to work on any of those things for a while now because of this apprenticeship.
I mean, I'm super freaking grateful for this opportunity, my mentor, the other artist in the shop, and everything I'm learning, but tbh... an apprenticeship was not on my bingo card for 2026 π and it kind of threw off a lot of my plans.
I wouldn't trade this apprenticeship for anything, but I'm still pretty heartbroken that my fics and my OCs are just sitting stagnant on my PC right now, and I've got quite a lot of unfinished fanart as well.
Maybe one day π
Here's a couple of practice skins I've completed recently, done based off of lessons from a course my mentor provided for me: (between these lessons, shadowing and learning in the shop, and practicing every single day, I feel like I'm growing so much)
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