Absolute Goblin

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

all for the game is a not a book series it's a mental illness

You know as an American born in the late 90s I’ve watched my country blow up foreigners on tv supposedly in the interest of national security since I was a toddler but quite frankly we live on a natural fortress of a continent with friendly nations to our north and south and have been attacked on our own soil literally two times in the past hundred years and we have military bases on every inhabited continent on earth. It’s never made sense to do these things for “national security”. It never will make sense unless you value the shareholders of weapons companies over the lives of children. And apparently a concerning amount of people do.

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

can’t believe it’s been two years since taylor excavated all her demons on a 31 song album delivering the best prose of her career at the peak of her popularity… legend behavior

having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

how was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing fun? it didn't look fun

fagging out in these most treacherous of conditions

leaving this on someones parked car after i ram into it

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.