we'll be alright .

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

it was a tough year but at least i did not buy a labubu.

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

reblog if you're literally 30+

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something