cyberslut

i just ate almost a dozen donut holes and made myself feel better by pretending it only counted as one donut because they’re small

i’ve missed you guys but i am not looking forward to having to follow everyone again

i’m feeling very chatty today and if you’d like some of that chattiness aimed at you please like this post and i’ll come befriend you on aim

i watched a video of people kayaking to this gym that is out in the middle of the water and it looks so cool i want to do it but i’m positive i couldn’t beat any of those pokemon

watching my little weenie dog try to jump up on things with his short little legs gets me so emotional, he tries so hard and he never makes it

i kinda like it when jars are hard to open because i take it as a personal challenge and i get to prove my strength and everything tastes better after you’ve had to work for it

i was eating some without a care in the world and a really pointy one scratched the back of my throat and now it hurts to talk

i’m here to warn you guys about the dangers of tortilla chips