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you know what? the magnus archives IS a podcast distributed by rusty quill

what yall up thinking about?

how I will have nothing but meaningless, empty relationships for the rest of my life. how no one is genuine and everyone is fake. how empty I am. and how horny I am. how I wish things were different. how they’re not. wondering how we’ll end up.

them wings i got downstairs in the fridge

bro i am POGGING rn you look so fucking good bro BRO

Oh we’re performing behaviours are we? We’re acting in ways??

you know, for all I joke about quarantine being my normal life, I never realised how much I liked having the option to go out if I want to.

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

fuck you