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"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

I'm not a puppygirl or a catgirl. I'm a fish. and that is satisfyingly vague and abstract enough for me

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

rich old trans guy who can fund my transition, can you show up a little faster please

I want soup but I've already fully committed to bedtime

I've been laying in bed thinking about wanting soup for almost 2 hours

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.