first thought, best thought

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This had better character development than most movies I’ve seen lately

How to Hold Hands Scan from the Japanese ‘Young Person’s Sexual Guide’

if even slaveowner mcgee held an iftar you’re doing something wrong

This is fucking precious.

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

if you’re a useless unmotivated polyglot who doesn’t actually speak any of the languages you speak, clap your hands

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

self care is a eating good bagel and sitting quietly in a chair all night in the dark