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everything reminds me of her (d&d character from now-defunct campaign)

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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

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eternalgirlscout

in the tags describe your ttrpg character's backstory as badly as possible in one sentence. i'll start: local woman who has lived next to the ocean her entire life sees an extra tall wave one time and immediately decides to become an anarchist nun.

Daisy: I want you back…

Danaë: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours.

Daisy: I got food?

Danaë: …You know me so well.

#s: 9gag #dnd (sp)#daisy #danaë

Pax: We do not condone violence. Or at least, not murder. And usually not violence. Yetari: We condone sending a message.

#s: overly sarcastic productions #dnd (sp)#pax #yetari

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Laney: Manon hasn't arrived yet, so we're all locked outside.

Imogen: There's a master key and a spare key to the office. Manon has them both.

Gus: When we asked, "Manon, what if you die? How will we get into the office?" she said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

#s: the office #motw (k 09)#manon #imogen #gus #laney

emergencychange

#perhonen #motw (haven)

flowerytale

Florence and The Machine, from “Caught“

#gaius #dnd (iwd)

Maya, cute voice: You are so fucking stupid.

Razza, excitedly: I am? I am?

#razza #maya #dnd (iwd)

Deforest: So at what point does the fear come in for you?

Razza: About when the life is draining out of my body.

#s: buzzfeed unsolved #razza #deforest #dnd (iwd)

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austin-butlerian-jihad

*sighs dreamily* what is Wrong with him

#emric #dnd (cos)

Razza:

Gaius:

Maya:

Deforest:

#dnd (iwd)#gaius #razza #deforest #maya

Gaius: You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and ask, "what am I willing to put up with today?"

Gaius, gesturing to Lucifer: Not FUCKING THIS!

#s: game grumps #gaius #dnd (iwd)

Gus: You know those Yoo-hoos I always keep in the fridge? They're made with the blood from a long dead alien race that used to live in our attic!

#gus #motw (k 09)

Eden: You saved us, Merricat! I owe you my life.

Merricat: No thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed.

#that time eden and perhonen got beat to shit #eden #merricat #motw (haven)#s: bob's burgers

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Merricat: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work. So instead, I have Ruby periodically text me "we need to talk" to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.

#s: tumblr #merricat #ruby #motw (haven)

Razza: [falls down three whole flights of stairs]

Deforest: Oh my god, are you okay?

Razza (high as hell): What if bees were cheese? [laughs] I need to go to the hospital.

#this ones for you vista #dnd (iwd)#razza #deforest

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