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sometimes i think there are certain people who don't enjoy thinking so much as they enjoy thought-shaped sensations

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that someone somewhere is seeing Safety Tips From Anubis for the very first time.

That person is me

Ok yeah that lake is superior

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

simply don’t tuesday

simply don’t wednesday

simply don’t thursday

simply don’t friday

Hey rb this!!!

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

Everybody on Tumblr became americaphobic and staff made poll results look like the American flag as a form of like. Exposure therapy.

Very plausible irl

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?