you're doing me a concern

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

im the chad type, might beat up your dad type, make your momma mad type, ratatouille rat type

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

scorpios / earth signs be like: i can’t tell anyone i felt slightly sad today,,,, that’s much too intimate,,, they don’t need to know me like that