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minimalism is dead adopt the goblin way of life. fill your house with pebbles and shinnies.

BYE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE

Ah, to be a sleepy prison guard on the way to a chair by the cell of an adventurer… Maybe I will wear my oversize ring of keys extra loose tonight.. who knows what could happen if I were to uh… doze off.. ;)

You have a choice between destroying the political cartoon art style or the family guy/CAD/goanimate art style

none of you are allowed to badmouth winnie the pooh. i will find out and i will destroy you.

You’re 0-2 is my new favorite shade.

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

@jitterbugjive

THEY’RE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND SMART AND HAVE JOB

You can sponsor a rat and you will get adorable personalized emails telling you how well “your” rat is doing! I did this for my sister a few years ago and she’s still getting emails about Martok the HeroRat’s mine-clearing successes and called it the best gift ever.

SPONSOR  A  RAT

Here is the page for a pop rat sponsorship!

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.