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tfw someone calls you their friend for the first time

littleprxgrammer-blog

tfw someone calls you their friend for the 323,729,425th time

thetrashthatsmilesback

Friend

thesealfriend

tfw you see someone’s face light up because you called them a friend:

abyssal-glory

i love my friends……………..

steph-plez

FRIENDS

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laurennmcc

Help keep your school ALL. AMERICAN.

wilwheaton

Listen to Superman, you ignorant fucks.

dankmemesreasonforliving

theholleywoodsigns

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

wolfwars

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

alfredburgerotp

>memory and problem solving

Yep that's what I'm going to blame all of this -gestures to all of me- on.

amateur

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

ruinedchildhood

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

steampunktallulah

Love smash mouth

ryonceagsalud

What’s going on this year

ruinedchildhood

What is happening? 😂

victorious

thefishychicken

LMAO He just said he does

ruinedchildhood

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

natural--blues

imanambulance

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

ultracheese

awildpaige

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

starsberrisnunicorns

Never Forget 😂

usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking

The best fucking post on here

ruinedchildhood

trashpandagamer

IT’S BACK

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Digital Artist Artem Rhads Chebokha

For more details: https://artwoonz.com/digital-artist-artem-rhads-chebokha/

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oldfarmhousefallfeatures

Image via We Heart It http://

lieserli

People are born with burdens to carry. That much is undeniable. But whether they bind us or we cast them aside…that’s up to us.

skootdawg

Sperm whale mimics a spinning diver.

gallusrostromegalus

Humans: *encounters Earth’s Largest Carnivore, who would could swallow them whole, probably*

Human: … Spin?

Earth’s largest carnivore, with a brain that weighs almost as much as this naked beach ape*: SPIN!

regaldragonempress

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPERM WHALES ARE CARNIVORES

I THOUGHT THEY ATE KRILL AND STUFF LIKE OTHER WHALES

gallusrostromegalus

Nope! Sperm whales eat extremely large deep-sea squids, like the Giant and Colossal Squids. They have also been known to opportunistically eat dead whales, sharks, and seals, but not actively hunt them. They got real big teeth for it too:

However, they only have teeth on thier bottom jaw! they have corresponding holes in their top jaw for the teeth to lock into, which makes hanging onto a slippery, boneless squid:

It should be noted that the human here isn’t in particular danger of being eaten on purpose, but an accidental swing of it’s multi-ton head, a clip from the teeth, or being directly in the line of it’s sonar could seriously injure or kill them- Divers that have been in the direct line of echolocation for a sperm whale calf have described being hit with the soundwave like “being kicked by a horse” and some have suffered internal organ damage. Sperm whales, like other large whales, aren’t particularly aggressive towards humans, but they are still very large wild animals who behave in unpredictable ways.

I know that in US waters, it’s illegal to intentionally come within 300 yards of any whale or dolphin, and if one appears closer you should turn off your engine or stop paddling to avoid accidental injury to you or it. This human is doing something dangerous and ill-advised, but it’s still hopeful that we can love something like a 130,000 lb deep-diving, squid-eating Oceanic former ungulate.

extremelyloudgamerkeyboard

Im.sorry I’ve lived my entire life not realizing that echolocation could possibly be felt and I have to come to terms with the fact that whales have sonic attacks

ziraseal

but spin!!!

coldbrewtea

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valtsv

you’ve heard of listening to the same song on repeat until you’ve extracted every drop of serotonin from it, now get ready for:

- wearing that outfit/item of clothing you love to every social engagement you attend until either it needs a wash or you’re forced to change it so that people don’t think it’s the only thing you own

- watching the same film or episode of a show you like like until there’s no point in watching it again because you can vividly recall every scene in your head

- eating your favorite food until you’re so used to it that it’s tasteless and nauseating

- reading the same book until you can recite every line word for word from memory

-repeating the same word/phrase in response to everything until it stops being funny and starts getting annoying

somethoughtseeds

iammyfather

This is the part that the wealthy hate about most people being satisfied with what they have. If we strive for more then they can threaten us with it, but if we don’t care they have nothing to steal nor to threaten.

simonalkenmayer

In case you ever feel badly about spending the money you work hard to earn.

brimalandro

i think about this a lot

dashaibo

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

ninja-pyro

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

ima-fuckingt4ble

protect him

unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

konigstigerr

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

rikzpt-deactivated20191229

This man deserves everything let him he happy

rikzpt-deactivated20191229

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

kakaphoe

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

dreaming-yeen

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

lessonsintrance

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.

asubmissiveview

It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.

oldenoughtobeyourfather

Always going to tip my hat to handsome older men. Life dishes out living hell way too often. You can let it crush you but it actually takes more than most people believe. Big, big hat’s off for Brendon Fraizer.

oldfarmhousefallfeatures

“It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.”

— J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring. (via starksren)

onlinecounsellingcollege

“Sensitive people should be treasured. They love deeply and think deeply about life. They are loyal, honest, and true. The simple things often mean the most to them. They don’t need to change or harden. Their purity makes them who they are.”

— Kristen Butler

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