Alex Owl

happy first day of pride everyone

just finished The Unsleeping City. I am unwell. I am crying. I am smiling. I am unwell. check in on me tomorrow would ya?

Saw the post before the tags and was like "yeah dude you get it, I'm also just from The Unsleeping City because finals week, it sucks so bad I'm gonna die from exhaustion but before that I'm gonna go insane" and then I saw that it was a name of an episode

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

i think the common rhetoric that you shouldnt smoke because it doesnt look sexy is weird because firstly. many many people do think its sexy and pretending otherwise wont get us anywhere. but secondly and more crucially you shouldnt decide what to do and not do based on sex appeal maybe actually

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

It's interesting how, culturally, we've gone from workplace comedy (The Office) to workplace existential dread (Backrooms and Severance). Can't imagine why.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

i feel so the curse !

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies