artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

barbara bush died like 20 minutes ago an the wikipedia page is already in past tense these people were READY for her to die

People don’t die of old age, Wikipedia assassins kill them once they’ve finished updating their wiki page to the past tense

When you get caught in the cross fire of your friends arguments

her face 😂

I’m Tami 😂😂😂

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

OH. I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING AT THE SQUASHED CAR

what circle of hell is this?

I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

he loves you give him a hug you monster

me

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

Lmao he doesn’t deserve to be in jail. Over some weed