Dammit

the amount of times I check my tumblr everyday is unhealthy

You will get over it because you fucking have to

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

Today's little guy is the scariest thing I can think of. It is extremely bad. So, so bad.

how bad could it possibly be

its stupid pellets saturday

getting wizard high on a monday night is a dangerous maneuver but someone has to do it

Time loops strike again 😔

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

i gave your golden retriever boyfriend chocolate. idgaf