i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

ships with height differences <333

wouldst thou like to live deliciously? haha I jest! lest…?

YOU live in a society. I AM dissociating

truth or dare? uhhh i dare you to………………………………………..fall in love with me. haha i’m just joking bro…………………. unless……………………….?

hate when people think I know stuff. I dont know anything, I just use Google. I Google simple words because they look like they're spelled wrong and I cant be sure. I Google how to boil eggs every time I do it. this is who I am.

this is a wilbur and orville fan account. love those fat flightless fucks

i would like to clarify that this is in regards to the dodos who run the airport in animal crossing and im not trying to discredit or disparage the wright brothers

all my thoughts are in animal crossing villager language

“Stop insisting on clearing your head — clear your fucking heart instead.” - Charles Bukowski