til tomorrow, then.

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

#you can argue about whether or not it’s a poem#but the scrapped presidential speech in the event of a failed moon landing#it haunts me in ways little writing ever has

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

some people like winnie the pooh and donald duck can get away with just having a shirt and no trousers and still be widely beloved instead of the laughing stock of the british public. but when i, julian fawcett–

something something fitz’ ability to skill only when he’s wrecked and in pain and desperate as his defences are down just like when he was training with galen. i hate you forever galen i hate you i hate you i hate you