i wish someone would look at me the way i look at pizza

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

what a fucking ride

THE MAMA CAT IS SO PROUD OF HER KITTEN

Brain: sleep? don’t know her. How about i replay all your regrets from the past weeks?

i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table

WHAT DID HE SAY???

GPOY

we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

for me its myself