Aleoin

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Speech privileges revoked, but those eyes say a thousand words

These sandalssss 😍🤩😍 !

Running human brain software on fleshlight hardware was such a mistake. Like ummmm that poor thing was only designed to get bent over, and you’re making it do taxes? And have important conversations? Look at it. It’s got depression. It’s not bred for this kind of work. It is kinda fun to have a fucktoy that can feel profound anguish though, it really adds a unique psychological bent to the experience. Soooo maybe we’ll keep its “humanity” intact, and we’ll just make sure it’s getting constantly fucked dumb so that it won’t have any more meltdowns from attempting to think. It’s the most humane option really.

Be careful spending time around dragongirls, lest you end up part of their hoard

Unless you want a dragongirl to make you part of her hoard

bad and naughty rusty bolts get the breaker bar until they decide to listen to mommy and drip into the oil pan

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

i need a sword