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it may be tempting as a dragon to bite your newfound human partner as a display of affection immediately. one must resist sinking their teeth into their companion carelessly as humans do not have scales or tough armor and may be endangered if care is not taken to be gentle

This happened to me once and like three months in i realized she was putting something in my food that was giving me bigger hips and making me grow scales

dragon ,., tail,,.,.

swish swish

flop. WHACK. swish swish swish

twitch... twitch... wiggle POUNCE

[covered in blood and missing several scales] This is a good lesson to not touch dragon tail without permission

Reblog to dragon

the scalejob sisters

every time with sashimi it's like well how good could it be, it's just raw fish and you take a bite and start ripping your clothes off and roaring

a fat dragon is a sign of a dragon that is good at dragoning. you can make her fatter by getting her eggnant

thinking so much about dragons holding tails that i

zonked dragons are the best dragons

Girl hornily typing “dragon location” into her search engine of choice

Every time you sit down your dragon gf comes over and lays her head in your lap. Sometimes she’s begging for pets and scritches, sometimes she’s sleepy, and sometimes she’s being horny, but what she always is doing is being a cutie

Dragon very happy excited to see you (swooping down at extremely high speed ready to carry you off for cuddles)