chavie!

Okay listen yes don’t hate to do this to me (it’s not like I’ve been thinking about this since I read the book or anything no way nuh-uh not at all)

Jack is Alex and Davey is Henry

Jack is the adopted son of Medda, who’s obviously the president

(Crutchie is June and Race is Nora)

Anyway Jack is the adopted son of President Medda and Davey is the heartthrob prince

So Sarah is Bea and there’s also little Les, but like I like both of them too much to make one of them Phillip so I guess there’s a fourth Jacobs who’s the one getting married who’s the awful one

but anyway Jack and Davey met once a while ago and Jack just didn’t like him. thought he was a jerk.

and proceeded to just kind of vague him on Twitter and avoid actually meeting with him for a long time

until he has to go to the royal wedding, where he gets a little bit tipsy and starts arguing with Davey and they end up in the cake

u know. Cakegate. It starts everything.