call me daddy

“What?” Catalina looked up from her phone. “Sorry, I wasn’t listening.”

“What are you looking at that’s more important then me?“ Alec asked peeking over at her phone.

“That’s pretty bleak. It could happen, maybe one time.”

“It never happens and if it does it’s not like they’re really going to be together forever or some shit.“

“….are you talking about Pretty Woman? Cause, I’ve been saying that for years and no one believes me.”

“It’s just a super shitty I get the hype.“

“You think? We can’t generalize all prostitutes, can we?…Either way, I have no idea what we are talking about.”

“They’re prostitues, Brandon, we can talk shit about them if we want. Just some shitty movie.“

“I’m not sure I know what you’re talking about. What’re you watching?”

“What? I don’t speak dog.“ Alec said throwing the remote on the other sofa. “Go fetch, Goldie.”

“It’s a movie, Alec. Made out of fiction. It’s not suppose to be realistic, just entertainment for two hours.”

“I’m just saying it’s a shitty movie it’s not even entertaining.“

“Alec it’s a movie. It doesn’t have to make sense.”

“It’s a shitty movie is what it is.“

“I really don’t even know what to say here. Are you talking about the movie where the rich guy takes in the prostitute?”

“Exactly! Some girl in class was bitching how it was the greatest movie ever made like the Goonies doesn’t exists.“

“Pretty Woman is a classic,” Quinn shook her head. “Not all prostitutes are thief’s, that’s sexist and stereotypical.” 

“It’s a stupid and unrealistic movie.“ Alec protested. “If someone pays you for sex they’re not going to fall in love with you that’s a fact.”

She let out a kinky squeal as she kissed him back, before pulling away and smacking his little cheek, “Alexander Matthew Knight, who have you been poking your delicious, hint of mango penis in! I need names! I sent you thirty-two sexy-time snaps and got none in return, boo-bear! Or should I say, WHORE-bear!”  Of course, the two always slept around, but Jenna was sure he had to have gotten his paws on people on her no-fuck-list.

“What are you talking about? I responded to those I even saved a few in my phone especially the ones with you doing Daddy’s favorite thing.“ He said his hand moving to her neck pulling her back closer to her. Alec liked when she was all riled up like this it was kinda hot. “Sex Bunny, you know I’ve only been fucking the usual suspects.” His lips clashed back onto hers missing the taste of her lips more then he expected. “You know you’re my favorite fuck.”

Her heels announced her entrance, because lord knows if her shoes didn’t she would have hired someone to. She was in such a rush to get back into her old routine that she tossed her Gucci raincoat onto the desk of someone near, “Here, doll. And a tall, skim, nonfat, bombshell-mocha latte? Thanks. Kisses.”

“You heard her go.“ Alec said picking up the nerd she was talking to and shoving him out of his seat before pulling the blonde towards him. “I missed you.“ He groaned slightly before clashing his lips against hers.

“For like really long.”

“Damn, that’s what’s up.“

“I have decided to donate my prom dress to the organization who gives them to girls who can’t afford their own. Does anyone want to go with me?” Penelope beamed as she held her prom dress in hand. It wasn’t like she was going to wear the same dress next year. “I’ll even buy us lunch?”

“Do I have to go? Can’t I just wait in the car until your done?“ Alec said raising an eyebrow.