hi

went to the doctor and he said im perfect and nothing will ever be wrong with me

I want to waterboard him

I meant motorboat

it’s honestly so toxic to leave a desirable object under a box propped up by a stick

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

and you were

you. awe. vawid.

No shade but some of y’all take that zodiac shit a little tooooo seriously :/

Y’all be like: I’m a fire sign™️ so that’s why I committed tax fraud

Here’s how Myspace can still win

Mmmm Lizz yes, smother me, bosom me, melt me with your warmth, like an ice cream. :3 Lovely mommy spider, squish me, squeeze me, I wanna feel so close to you, entangle me within your big silky web, hold me, suffocate me. <3 

LMAOOOOO