yee haw 🤠

I’m sorry, Edward went around basically dressed like THAT while posing as a high school kid in a hick town in the Pacific Northwest, and people only thought he was sort of unusual cause he wasn’t very social?? His dork ass realistically would’ve gotten bullied so hard by every hoodie-flannel-Costco jeans-hiking boots-wearing teen at Forks High. Edward probably got pelted with spitballs during math class every single day, but it’s never mentioned cause it’s not relevant to the story

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

I dont know any plotlines i just know which characters are gay

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

every time i read “straight people” i automatically picture the pixies from fairly odd parents

These kind of posts make me think bad of gay people. If you want to talk about how straight people are “closed-minded” then just look at this post. How do they expect to ever be respected if they constantly talk about straight people in this way. It really irritates me when I see posts like these.

This made me laugh so hard, my stomach STILL hurts.

if your girlfriend not your bestfriend what’s the point

stephen king: -sees a news story about perhaps the most traumatizing hate crime ever done- gee this will be great for my shitty clown novel