hunt kill die

freestyle is such a beautiful word. now do it in the style of. Free

im not autistic im just this way for no reason at all

finding army issue pants at the thrift store that fit me is so interesting. they were really sending three foot tall dudes with gigantic asses to die in vietnam

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

You can lie when you name things

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

in 10 to 15 years a miku hatsune figure in the home will be like having a crucifix above all the beds of the house

got a device that detects bigender radiation call that a guygirl counter

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

former US intelligence officer swears under oath there is love & hope in this world

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point