Don't mind me, just passing through

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

Gatekeeping is so good and important

What's she saying in the photo

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

Friends come and go. Relationships end. That edgy character you latched onto at age 12 is forever

loyal knight i have a quest for you. you must capture the two intruders (bugs) and escort them to the premises (take them outside)

Unreliable everyone

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

Lmao! That last line! 😂

Keep this in mind if you recently started having sex again after vaginoplasty. It's a super important habit to get into. Especially if you weren't super careful about it preop.