A Great Perhaps

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

@staff

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

every year tbh

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE

PATRICK BATEMAN AMERICAN PSYCHO

True true.

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet