this is my swamp.

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all goddamn week

this is a good day to love ur videogame boyfriends am i right

op do you accept constructive criticism

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

m i n t    s u c k 

*sends u casual nudes to let u know I’m thinking of u*

when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

The scariest part of growing up is realizing you possess some of the same flaws that your parents have.

this is it. this is the whole show