cosmic child

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

you: stranger things season 2 me, an intellectual: strangerer things

Date someone who will date you

Those are some impossible standards to meet.

i wish animated lizzie mcguire would show up and act out what’s going on in my life

bitmoji

Without fail, every time I see someone pregnant, my mind whispers: “ she had sex”.

reasons why the English language sucks: colonel

They gotta hear the leash

i wish i could show this to my dog so we could have a good laugh

this episode broke me

i !!!!! love!!!!the!!!! 80s!!!! *shoves an entire synthesizer up my ass*