Idk

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

me at mark zuckerbergs senate hearing: why did you betray andrew garfield. he was your only friend he fucking supported you

fuckin.. shut up. Shut up. im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up.

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

can you believe it’s not butter butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

im obsessed w physical closeness, romantically….not even sexually just if u date me it’s all hugging all the time we are gonna lay in bed and im gonna cuddle w u, we will stand in the kitchen and i will stand hip to hip w u, u will sit on the couch and i will stroke your hair and kiss your forehead….it’s so intoxicating as a concept

Please.

Yes please

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

DID HE MAKE IT??

THANK FUCKING GOD

Oh my god that’s even better

As someone who grew up with a paranoid and over-protective mother, this both warms my heart and terrifies me.

Me when I clock into work at 7:30am