Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.

the cat is controlling him

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

ugly little man

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

Chaotic good

GOT DAMN

i’m trying a new thing called activities

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

tell me more

i’ve said too much already