there's no need to call me 'sir', professor

James: "Why? Are you hurt? Is everything okay?"

Sirius: "I feel the need to be dramatic, like right now."

James:

Sirius:

Regulus: he felt unsafe

James: well now I feel unsafe

Regulus: I'm sorry

Sirius: *walks in without a shirt and hair up in a bun*

Remus:

Regulus: Nothing...

James: Regulus.

James:

Regulus: James no-

James: the sky.

Regulus: Oh my- are you fucking serious?

James, barely holding it in:

Regulus: oh fuck-

James: No, that's Remus' job. I am fucking his brother though-

Regulus: hello

james potter - dinosaurs

lily evans - flower dresses

regulus black - tortoiseshell cats

mary mcdonald - pie

remus lupin - vintage cameras

alice longbottom - poison ivy

dorcas meadowes - dystopian books

pandora lovegood - playing cards

sirius black - purple colored food

peter pettigrew - romcoms

marlene mckinnon - fancy lighters

bonus if they aren't together yet.

Pandora: I really care about your feelings!

Lily: I really care about yours too!

Regulus, turning his head: And then there's the disaster couple...

Barty: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL WING!

today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)

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"Remus," You huffed, silky fabric pinched tight between your fingers as you peered around the doorway of his office, "What was this doing on the bed?"

"Waiting for you," He turned in his chair, a sly grin on his lips at the sight of the lacy top that you'd ogled the day before while out shopping, "You gonna wear it today?"

"No," You frowned, shaking the fabric frustratedly towards him, "I'm going to return it!"

"Can't," His smirk only grew wider, "I got rid of the receipt."

"Remus," Your voice was much softer this time as you shifted awkwardly on your feet, "I've asked you not to do this."

"Oh, come on darling. I've gotta spoil you, you know that. 'S just one top, I promise I'll hold off on more gifts for a while."

"You said that two days ago," You narrowed your eyes at him accusatorily, though a glint of admiration shown through the stern look, "I can't trust you."

Why we should adopt Sirius Black

Pro's and Cons

evan: barty.. what IS that.

barty: a cat? duh!

dorcas: barty that is literally the ugliest creature i have ever met.

barty: please don’t talk about james that way.

james: OI???!!!!! I THINK YOUR CAT IS CUTE.

regulus: agreed. the cat is cute.

barty: not YOU james. my cat james. his name is also james.

james: you named your cat after me????

barty: it was either that or professor whiskerhooves

pandora: i would’ve chosen professor whiskerhooves!!!!!

evan: AND YOU CHOSE JAMES????

barty: okay. i’ll come back later. clearly you all weren’t prepared to meet james regulus is a whore the fifth.

regulus: REGULUS IS A WHORE???

evan: THE FIFTH????